Cracker Ass Fantastic

I fell in love with a gangsta bitch A chola chick that'll shank yo dick Bitch from the other sida town I live in the hills, she's from South Central And she got a tattoo on her neck, of lady Guadalupe holdin her tits I met her up at the Del Taco I said'you hella fine' She said 'You el Guapo' She was like 'I don't date crackers or actors' Matter of fact: I'm a rapper I thought she'd never get with me But she saw me on cribs rappin with Mickey I put a hickey on her titties Now her cousin Smokey wants to kill me At the barbeque I stood out I was the only woodpecker in the mother fuckin crowd Cracker ass fantastic, That's me Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty Cracker ass fantastic, that's me Cracker ass fantastic Word hit the street So I slap boxed her cousin At the Jack in the Box by the Inglewood Forum Straight got my ass beat But I still hit them ass cheeks, uh She taught me how to load the glock And she taught me how to fold my socks So I taught her how to hold my cock And I told her, you could quit your job at Ross, baby Kuz now you with the #1 gringo No more Doritos or frozen burritos Have you ever been to Fred Segel's? $30 salad with a bottle of vino You could play with my dick under the table I got the tip covered... Thank you Dirt Nasty's El Fuego That means I'm on fire baby Like Waco Cracker ass fantastic, That's me Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty Cracker ass fantastic, that's me Cracker ass fantastic Word hit the street I think I hear wedding bells, And I don't give a fuck that a fish taco smells She stole a Chavelle That's what she told me when she wrote me from jail She Oakland as hell Raiders hat to the back Gold Gazelles Centerfold, Lowrider mag Other crackers jack it to picture of her ass She thinks I'm a asshole Kuz I can't eat her out without using Tabasco Mommy looked saucy in a poncho When she dumped my ass at the Pomona car show Cracker ass fantastic, That's me Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty Cracker ass fantastic, that's me Cracker ass fantastic Word hit the street