Who Woulda Thunk It

We used to say I could walk all night, and we could and we did Down that gravel road, to that tiny town, and the door always opened Now we say I could walk all night. It's not true We can't walk all night, no, because we don't want to We want a bed and a blanket, some light breakfast, sometime tomorrow We want a bed and a blanket, some light breakfast, sometime tomorrow And I sing it now, hey hey, hey hey, who woulda thunk it Hey hey, hey hey, who woulda thunk it We used to say I could eat a horse, and we could and we did In fast food joints in the middle of someplace on the way to someplace else Now we say I could eat a horse. It's not true We can't eat a horse, no, because we don't want to We want somethin from the cookbook, that new one with the great graphics Somethin from the cookbook, that new one with the great graphics Oh and I sing it now, hey hey, hey hey, who woulda thunk it Hey hey, hey hey, who woulda thunk it We used to say I don't care if I never have any money As long as I have my sweet honey and a shack in the woodland Now we say I don't care if I don't have money, but it's not true We can't live without money, no, because we don't want to We want one of those and two of those, and oh that one looks neat, wrap it up Put it on my MasterCard. Put it on my Visa And I sing it now, hey hey, hey hey, who woulda thunk it Hey hey, hey hey, who woulda thunk it Hey hey, hey hey Hey hey, hey hey now, who woulda thunk it We used to say I don't care if I never grow old I'm gonna flame, gonna burn, take one quick turn and be gone like James Dean Now we don't say that. It's too late to die young So we sit at the table long after supper and a good wine Here's what we sing, we go, hey hey, hey hey, who woulda thunk it Hey hey, hey hey, who woulda thunk it