Under My Rock

It's where you'll always find me If you're walking right behind me Where is it? Please remind me Oh yeah Under my rock Under my rock Here's the bed that I lie in Laugh and sigh and cry in Or eat a piece of pie in Under my rock Under my rock It's cold and hard and kind of gray (under my rock) It's the only place I'll ever stay (under my rock) Got snacks and a free telephone In this stone that I call home Let's rock! I got a welcome mat and dirty socks (under my rock) A sink, a table and a secret box (under my rock) Myself and me can be alone In the stone that I call home Oh yeah That's the chair, I sometimes doze on The hanky I blow my nose on Hey, my favorite show's on Under my rock Under my rock I guess that completes our tour So let me show you to the door That's all, there ain't no more Under my rock Under my rock Boys, take it home! (Under my rock) Oh, I already am home (under my rock) Yeah, it's where we are (under my rock) Still here (under my rock) Heh, this is prime real estate, baby! (Under my rock) Oh yeah, everything I need, I got right here (under my rock) I don't need to go anywhere else (under my rock) It ain't much, but it's a place to hang my hat (under my rock) Well, I don't wear a hat, I wear shorts (under my rock) I can hang my shorts there (under my rock) Stand back, I'm taking 'em off (under my rock) Hey, where's everybody going? (Under my rock) There it is (under my rock) There it is (under my rock)