Superior

I look out from my window at the losers down below I'm a king, and they're just bums I'm the toast among the crumbs The profile in the mirror gets more classic everyday Every feature, every trait Is this to be my fate? Oh, why was I made this way? Who asked you? Superior I'm so much better than you A cut above the rest In so many ways I'm blessed Woe is me, what shall I do? Superior The creamy crème de la crop I'm flying on a higher plane Tried to drag me down your drain But I'll remain right here on top Thank you Eons and eons of devolving peons Have just served to lower the bar It's survival of the dumbest While us great ones get punished In a world of black holes, I'm a star Superior Oh, don't you wish you were me? You're so bland, and I'm sublime A pearl cast before you, swine But you're too blind to see Hello A cut crystal jar, a fine caviar A bubble bath, and gold pinky rings Ascots and brie, me, me, me, and more me Along with a quartet of strings Watch me work Ep, ep, wait for me now Well, somebody's flat Wait, my reed, sorry Now pick it up, five, six, seven, eight Superior You ask me how I know The answer's so profound Oh, how do I dumb this down? You, inferior, me, superior Nothing makes me leerier than your gauche exterior I'm superior The next evolutionary step