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The Waitress

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The Waitress was released on July 1, 2008 by SoundHouse – Acquired Strange Music Assets as a part of the album Killer

Song Details

Release DateJuly 1, 2008

LabelSoundHouse – Acquired Strange Music Assets

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

BPM73

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LYRICS

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Tech N9ne

Performer

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Adam Cherrington

Adam Cherrington

Producer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Hi, may I take your order?

[Verse 2]

Dwamm!

Ay, that's all I'ma say right now

I'm at a loss for words, girl

You, girl, go on take that bow

You lookin', boy, my lady would hate this

If she knew that I was out with her, but I'm tripping off the waitress

[Verse 3]

Woo shit

Who's this?

Baby, why you do this?

I'm sitting here with another female and it's 'pose to be exclusive

Beauty, fully loaded booty hips and thighs

I wanna raspberry lemonade, baby

And whatever your name is on the side

You speak unique, beautiful teeth I just peeped

It's making me weak to the point I can't even eat

'Cause you give me butterflies

Them butter thighs need to be publicized

A wonderful face and waist that's great and there's no mistake

That I love the eyes

Never like them other guys

'Cause when I want it, I'm on it

The way I'm watchin' you feel uncomfortable, don't it?

But I'm thinkin' you should be in movies

And this you need to quit

Then suddenly under my table I got a kick

[Verse 4]

I'm with my girly, but I'm lookin at the waitress

I'm at a business meeting trippin' on the waitress

Can't think of eatin', man, my girl would really hate this

I'm sitting here with her, but starin' at the waitress

And I like the way waitress

(Work that, work that)

Come get your money, girl and

(Work that, work that)

I really like thew way you

(Work that, work that)

Can I get you on the floor?

(Work that, work that)

The waitress got it goin' on

[Verse 5]

Take my order anytime, I come here many times

A week se she can give me mine

Baby girl is plenty fine

Business meeting, capital grin was sippin' when she caught my eye

When she came over to us I said, can I get your number on the fly?

Smell like no other, look like she strip undercover

Wish I could follow her home and just say thank you to her mother

Another interested brother who'd love to become your lover

Burn rubber to the spot to tell my dog how much I dug ya

Adamant that I'm not gonna leave this place

Without getting in your face

I'm not a disgrace so I gotta see how you taste

And I move at a puma's pace

So baby please, if you find the time to get up out the weeds

I wanna make you my squeeze 'cause these other chicks you supersede

I call her waitress and homie, I call him sever

The waiter's a bloody murder, I never wanna hear no murmur, no further

Cause she's bliss, I'm tryin' to get in you knick

I wan you so my order you can 86

[Verse 6]

I'm with my girly, but I'm lookin at the waitress

I'm at a business meeting trippin' on the waitress

Can't think of eatin', man, my girl would really hate this

I'm sitting here with her, but starin' at the waitress

And I like the way waitress

(Work that, work that)

Come get your money, girl and

(Work that, work that)

I really like thew way you

(Work that, work that)

Can I get you on the floor?

(Work that, work that)

The waitress got it goin' on

[Verse 7]

And don't be tippin her below 20 percent

She need plenty for rent, leave her with pennies

Then see her vent

To get money's her purpose, you don't tip, go get burgers

Believer her's is for TIPS

Meaning Tuition Ensuring Prompt Service

I'm nervous 'cause I'm gawkin' mom's curvage

I'm beyond flirtish

Us hookin' up, we both concert it

Where you get that smell from?

She would never tell one

But she told me this, she say me she like me 'cause I'm well done

Now your girl looking real, real, stanky ain't she

'Cause she know you lookin' at the waitress thinking hanky panky

Her attitude is wonderful, even got the strength to thank me

Even though she a single parent

Breakin' her back, but ain't so cranky

I had to make her my girl

Now she go eat with me

Southern booty, mane, I truly never need to flee

I'm staying focused, the waitress got me posted

But damn, look at that booty on the hostess

[Verse 8]

I'm with my girly, but I'm lookin at the waitress

I'm at a business meeting trippin' on the waitress

Can't think of eatin', man, my girl would really hate this

I'm sitting here with her, but starin' at the waitress

And I like the way waitress

(Work that, work that)

Come get your money, girl and

(Work that, work that)

I really like the way you

(Work that, work that)

Can I get you on the floor?

(Work that, work that)

The waitress got it goin' on

(Work that, work that)

(That, that)

(Work that, work that)

(That, that)

(Work that, work that)

(That, that)

(Work that, work that)

Written by: Aaron D. Yates

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