Get Me to the Church On Time

JAMIE AND HARRY: There's just a few more hours. That's all the time you've got; A few more hours Before they tie the knot. ALFIE: There's drinks and girls all over London And I've gotta track 'em down In just a few more hours. Set 'em up, me darlin'! I'm getting married in the mornin'! Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! But get me to the church on time! I got ta be there in the mornin', Spruced up and lookin' in me prime. Girls, come and kiss me; Show how you'll miss me. But get me to the church on time! If I am dancin', Roll up the floor. If I am whistlin', Whewt me out the door! For I'm gettin' married in the mornin'. Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. Kick up a rumpus, But don't lose the compass, And get me to the church... JAMIE AND HARRY: Get 'I'm to the church... ALFIE: For God's sake, get me to the church on time! ALFIE AND CHORUS: I'm/He's getting married in the mornin'. Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. Some bloke who's able Lift up the table, And get me to the church on time! ALFIE: If I am flyin', Then shoot me down. If I am wooin', Get her out of town! ALFIE AND CHORUS: For I'm/He's getting married in the morning! Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. ALFIE: Feather and tar me; Call out the Army; But get me to the church. Get me to the church. For God's sake, get me to the church on time! CHORUS: He's getting married in the mornin'! Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. ALFIE: Come on! Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! But get me to the church on time! CHORUS: He's got ta be there in the mornin', Spruced up and lookin' in 'is prime. ALFIE: Girls, come and kiss me; Show how you'll miss me. But get me to the church on time! If I am dancin', Roll up the floor. If I am whistlin', Whewt me out the door! CHORUS: For he's getting married in the mornin'. Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. ALFIE: Drug me or jail me, Stamp me and mail me. But get me to the church... CHORUS: Get him to the church... ALFIE: For God's sake, get me to the church on time! [Musical interlude] CHORUS: Girls, come and kiss 'I'm; Show how you'll miss 'I'm. But get him to the church on time! [Musical interlude] CHORUS: Kick up a rumpus, But don't lose the compass, And get him to the church on time! ALFIE AND CHORUS: If I am flyin', Then shoot me down. If I am wooin', Get her out of town! CHORUS: He's gettin' married in the mornin'. Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. HARRY: Some bloke who's able Lift up the table, ALFIE: Get me to the church on time! CHORUS: Get him to the church! Get him to the church! HARRY AND JAMIE: Starlight is reelin' 'ome to bed now. Mornin' is smearin' up the sky. CHORUS: London is wakin'. Daylight is breakin'. Good luck, old chum, Good health, goodbye. ALFIE: I'm gettin' married in the mornin'. Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. CHORUS: Hail and salute me, Then haul off and boot me; And get him to the church, Get him to the church! For God's sake, get him to the church on time!