Another Good Reason

I woke up the other night Lying on the floor Right beside someone I've never seen before She said my name's Juliet And Romeo you ain't That's another good reason not to drink That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober I'm almost a saint If i keep going on like this I'll end up like ole Hank That's another good reason not to drink I cant go see my best friend He said stay away Just because of what I said On his wedding day He oughta call a sherman 'Cause she looks just like a tank That's another good reason not to drink That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober I'm almost a saint If I keep going on like this I'll end up like ole Hank That's another good reason not to drink I'm gonna sue the city About that policeman Last night as I left the bar He stepped right on my hand He said 'are you drunk or blind? I said 'let me think That's another good reason not to drink That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober I'm almost a saint If I keep going on like this I'll end up like ole Hank That's another good reason not to drink That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober I'm almost a saint If i keep going on like this I'll end up like ole Hank That's another good reason Baby,let me in I'm freezing Another good reason not to drink