Ohio

Why oh why oh why oh Why did I ever leave Ohio? Why did I wander To find what lies yonder When life was so cozy at home? Wandering while I wander Why did I fly Why did i roam? Oh why oh why oh did i leave ohio? Maybe id better go O-H-I-O (home) Maybe id better go Home Now listen Eileen, Ohio was stifling We just couldnt wait to get outta the place! With ma saying "Ruth, what, no dates for this evening?" And pops with "Eileen, do be home dear by ten." (Both) EUUGH Those gossipy neighbors, And everyone yacking "Whos going with who?" And dating those drips that I've know since I'm four! The Kiwanis club dance On the basket ball floor! Cousin Maude with with her lectures on sin (Both) What a bore!! Jerry Black! Cousin Min! Ezra Nye!! Hannah Finn!! Just Hopeless! Babbity! Stuffy! Provincial! THANK HEAVEN WE'RE FREE! Why oh why oh why oh? Why did we ever leave Ohio?! Wondering while we wander Why did we fly Why did we roam? Oh why oh why oh did we leave Ohio? Maybe we'd better go O-H-I-O (Home) Maybe we'd better go... Home