Rooster

I was sleeping peacefully in the middle of the hills of Italy When I was awoken by the most annoying sound Looked out my window and all around and all I found Was the most retarded rooster in the next door neighbor's yard It was only 2 am no where near the time that the sun shows its face And that deranged rooster must have been from Outer Space He was calling out every hour on the hour with such a power I swear he had a megaphone and a microphone with a 50 amp fuse And I could not snooze I could see it in his eyes he was the feathered devil in disguise And much to my surprise, I aimed and realized I shot the rooster, I shot him down I shot the rooster I buried him in the ground I shot the rooster, Yeah I blew that cock away No Mister rooster won't be waking me up today Well the little town in Italy Didn't quite understand my reasoning And they all gathered in the square to Figure out the proper punishment For the murder of their beloved rooster I was hiding up in the hills And they surrounded me with pitchforks and lit torches so high And they asked me why I could commit such a heinous crime Que catso fai I shot the rooster, I shot him down I shot the rooster I plugged him with 8 rounds I shot the rooster, Yeah I blew that cock away No Mister rooster won't be waking me up today No Mister rooster won't be waking me up today But not awoken by that most annoying rooster crying And I thought there was nothing like a good night's sleep before dying And as they put the rope around my throat there was no denying I shot the rooster, I shot him down I shot the rooster I did not shoot the chickadee I shot the rooster, Yeah I blew that cock away No Mister rooster won't be waking me up today No he won't be waking me up today No he won't be waking me up today No he won't be waking me up today They'll be nothing waking me up today