The Story of My Life

This is the story of my life You can ignore me if you like No film stars, no beauty, new styles or inventions No faux pas, no glory, and no tabloid mentions The bullets ran away with the guns This is the story The story of, the story of my freaking life You applaud me, then ignore me The story of my freaking life Well it won't get any better, and can't get any worse Save this verse and lose my curse tonight Never first and never last Never future, never past No wonder that lately is a little like the Stone Age Just breathin' can give me a middle of the road rage 'Cause everything is turning to beige This is the story The story of, the story of my freaking life You applaud me, then ignore me The story of my freaking life Well it won't get any better, and can't get any worse Save this verse and lose my curse tonight Save this verse and lose my curse Well it won't get any better, and it can't get any worse Save this verse and lose my curse tonight Save this verse and lose my curse tonight Save this verse and lose my curse tonight