If the River Was Whiskey (Divin' Duck Blues)

If the river was whiskey I would be a diving duck If the river was whiskey I would be a diving duck I would swim to the bottom, but I would drink my way up You know the sun gonna shine in my back door some day And the wind gonna rise up blow my blues away Lil firl i been lovin got hair share like klondike gold She got a mortgage on my soul You know I? Just to see my pony run If I win some money sure enough I'd give you some If the river was whiskey I would be a diving duck If the river was whiskey I would be a diving duck I would swim to the bottom, but I would drink my way up