Tough Shit Wilson

Tough shit was born in Tennessee*

He was deaf and dumb, he measured 4 foot 3

He had one arm one leg no teeth and one plum

He married a girl in 62 she was a 60 year old leper called Mary Lou

But she died of cancer on her anniversary

They call him toughshit, toughshit Wilson

Toughshit, thoughshit was his name

Toughshit was left with a baby son who died on leukemia at the age of one

And toughshit was left with his guide doggy called roach

Till one day crossing with his dog on a wee doach

But roach didn't see the coach approach

And the wheels rolled gently over toughshits head

They call him toughshit, toughshit Wilson

And toughshit was his name

They call him toughshit

And toughshit was his claim to fame

At tough shits funeral, no one came

The vicar was late and it poured with rain

They dropped the coffin down a flight of stairs

But let us not forget toughshits pain

And perhaps he never died in vein but when it comes to that

Who fucking cares, not me I don't

Toughshit, toughshit Wilson

Toughshit was his name

They call him toughshit, toughshit Wilson

And toguhshit was his claim to fame