Can't Shake It

When we go out dancing on a Friday night I get this funny feeling, something's not quite right My sense of rhythm is incontrovertibly shite I can't fake it I can see the pity in your big brown eyes The perpetrator lies between my back and my thighs It doesn't wanna wiggle though I try, try, try I can't make it I get the feeling that I look absurd I get the feeling that I look absurd And it hurts I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh Couldn't walk the line inside the country scene And disco was a flop I'm sure no dancing queen Couldn't really qualify for break-dancing I just break it Tried moving my body to the latest hit Someone called the nurse thought I was having a fit I execute the moonwalk like I stepped in shit I can't take it I get the feeling that I look absurd I get the feeling that I look absurd And it hurts I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh I just can't shake it Oh no, I just shake it I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh