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Technology Is Killing Us
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Technology Is Killing Us was released on October 23, 2007 by BCD Music Group as a part of the album Bad Decisions
ReleasedOctober 23, 2007
LabelBCD Music Group
LanguageEnglish
BPM160
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Lyrics

I think technology is getting way too ahead of us, it's getting all fucked up
Sorry, I heard this on the radio
They got laser therapy now to make you quit smoking
Yeah, 299 dollar, I heard it on the Clear Channel has to be true (no, no)
And debates starts
Uh, no but 299 dollars and they hit you
Somewhere on your body with a laser and
I'm not sure where I probably should have
Found out before I started telling the joke but
And you don't want cigarettes anymore right
Like in it, I have a lot of problems with this, uh
Number one, I graduated a lot of dudes that went to medical school
And I don't trust any of these dickheads with a lightsaber right
I assume they hit you in the head with it
I'm assuming they'll hit you in the ass to make you quit smoking
And ok, say it does work, right? Like what if they go too far with it
Right? Like, "Cool, I don't want cigarettes anymore, but I don't want Twinkies anymore
Me and Twinkies been together a long time, I ain't ready to give that shit up, yeah?
Worse yet, what the fuck?
You don't want pussy anymore
I heard you gave up smoking?
Yes, I gave up cigarettes for cock, look at me
You wanna be that guy? They got a bad memory pill in the market too
It's in popular science, and they're fixing to do a show about it
Scientists have developed this pill
We'll just call it the dumb-dumb pill for these purposes
That erases bad memories from your head
This is a worse idea than the smoking thing
'Cause bad memories is how you learn not to do shit
If I started taking this pill, I might fuck up and marry a stripper again
I don't need that kind of problems in my life, right?
Like all the people taking this pill gonna be walking around with burn marks on their hands
From checking the iron to see if it was hot enough, right?
That's a horrible idea
And you know all the new pills got all these weird ass side effects like
Anal leakage and shit like that, right?
That's a pretty bad memory, ain't it?
But you ain't gonna do it because you took the dumb dumb pill
You walk around Walmart, and it's turning into a shitty vegetable
Stupid, like-
Shit, I drank Jack Daniels, I already got something that gets rid of bad memories
Only side effect, new bad memories
Pick your bullies and pick your bullies
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