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Bob Rules
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Rock
Bob Rules was released on February 19, 2002 by SCI Fidelity Records as a part of the album Laugh
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AlbumLaugh
Release DateFebruary 19, 2002
LabelSCI Fidelity Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM146

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Lyrics

Twelve o'clock checkout we've got an entire hour
Where is the remote no time for the manual power
I put that name tag over my heart
On the shirt that says "Bob Rules"
I stood in line for days
With all the other fools
And then a voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy
Called my name and said
"Come on down, you're the next contestant"
Oh my God, I was hyperventilating
I hope I do not wake up from this dream
Which is what it was
Janice just slinked on wearing a diamond dog collar
Still in complete shock I muttered the words "one dollar"
But everyone else overbid
And their eyes turned to me with a rage
For my dogs will be draped in diamonds
And I get to go on stage
I picked up ol' Bob and I hugged him just like a bear
He said, "Put me down son and feast your eyes over there"
The sliding doors were ajar
I was as happy as I could get
For it was a brand new car
A Chevrolet Chevette
All because the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy
Called my name and said
"Come on down, you're the next contestant"
Oh my God, I was hyperventilating
I hope I do not wake up from this dream
Which is what it was
The showcase showdown was set for quarter to noon
My spin did not make it all the way around, I got booed
So I pulled down as hard as I could
Just like they all knew that I would
I was happy to be alive
When it landed on ninety five
The next thing I knew I was standing next to a marine
Who did not like his showcase and passed it on over to me
Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm
How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam?
Before I could answer a banging came to my door
The housekeeper said, "You must leave now or pay more, you dog!"
I guess that I fell back asleep
And slept right through that show
But the next time I'm in L.A
You know where I'm gonna go
And hope that a voice of an angel that belongs to Rod Roddy
Called my name and says
"Come on down, you're the next contestant"
Oh my God, I hope I don't hyperventilate
I hope I do not wake up from this dream
Which is what it will be
Written by: Keller Williams
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