A is for angry, which is what you are at me

A is for adult, which is what I'll never be

A is for applesauce, my favorite meal

A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel

Like I'm the only man on earth and I've forgotten what that's worth

A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk

E-M amazing like Thelonius Monk

A is for argument, A is for apparent

A is for antagonism that's not even there and

It's just you begging for attention, or something I won't even mention

And I don't even know why you keep on trying

I don't even know why I keep on lying

There are millions of people in worlds of their own

And two of them can't let go

A is for algebra, I learned it in school

A is what Fonzie said 'cause he was very cool

A is for adversary, A is for election

A is arousal, you are giving me an erection

Come on, I'm trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour

And I don't even know why you keep on trying

I don't even know why I keep on lying

There are millions of people in worlds of their own

And two of them can't let go

I met a woman I used to know

Long before you, long ago

All I could say, after hello

Was, are you still single?

A is attitude I can't help but wield

A is for arrogance, emotional shield

A is for acting, A is for abhorrently

A is for asshole, which is what I am, how rude of me

I owe you an apology, I'm sorry

And I don't even know why I keep on trying

I don't even know why I keep on lying

There are millions of people in worlds of their own

And two of them can't let go