Pinball Lez is shacked up
With Nan's girlfriend
Reconditioning pinballs
He farms 'em out again
The word on the street is suggesting
Things aren't so great
At the St. Lucia residence
Things are pretty quiet at night
And no one seems to be
Answering the phone
Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
The pinballs need you
Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
I promise the school kids won't tease you
Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
The cops will understand everything
Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
The casinos are rigged to beat you
Lez has given up
He's moving out to Stanthorpe
Swidden agriculture
Things are pretty quiet at night
Out in the fields today
No one seems to be
Answering the phone
Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
The pinballs need you
Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
I promise the school kids won't tease you
Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
The cops will understand everything
Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
The casinos are rigged to beat you
