Shoplifters of the World Unite

Learn to love me and assemble the ways

Now, today, tomorrow and always

My only weakness is a list of crimes

My only weakness is, well, nevermind, nevermind, well

Shoplifters of the world unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world, hand it over, hand it over, hand it over

Learn to love me and assemble the ways

Now, today, tomorrow and always

My only weakness is a list of crimes

But last night, the plan for a future war

That was all I saw on Channel Four

Shoplifters of the world unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world, hand it over, hand it over, hand it over

Yeah, your lifeless hand on my shoulder

A push and it's over

Alabaster crashes down

Six months is a long time

Tried living in the real world

Instead of a shell

But before I began

I was bored before I even began

Shoplifters of the world unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world, take over