Oh, yes, I'm that master rap

I'm the cold cap

I'm what you know, ask

Rapping

Beyotch, Beyotch

Two times, baby, one time more

Give it one more for Sir Too $hort

When I rap, I'm like this, I'm like that

They can't resist, the MC, MC, MC thing

That Too-Too-Too-Too-Too $hort thing

Beyotch, I don't stop

Never ever ever will smoke that rock

Beyotch, I don't quit

I'm Too $hort, baby, got the shit

To rap on the mic, turn you out

Too $hort, baby, without a doubt

I gotta change the beat

I got a song for every cold player

Oh, yeah, this here song is dedicated

To any **** who ever in life got his dick sucked (I'm coming)

So if you don't know what it's like to get your dick sucked (I'm coming)

Well, then just dream (I'm coming, I'm here)

H-E-A-D, I need a doctor just for me

To suck my dick, like a vet

To suck my dick until I sweat

I need a bitch thick as hell

She's gotta suck dick so I can tell

All my homies what she did

She sucked and sucked and she's a bitch

The homeboys laugh every time

And then I put her in my rhyme

Talk about a bitch who sucked dick

Man oh man, that bitch can lick

She'll have a **** jumping up

Making a **** just wanna fuck

Have you heard about Baby? Man, she's tough

You know I have and now she sucks

The bitch sucked dick, so much dick

I loved that blowjob

I'm Sir Too $hort, I don't stop

I love a bitch for a blowjob

I just laugh, over and over

When a bitch drinks sperm like it's a soda

A **** be aiming, whops I missed

Get back, bitch, we'll never kiss

When it comes to me, game is tough

Have you heard about Baby? Man, she sucks

The bitch sucked dick, so much dick

I loved to get my dick sucked by her (keep scratching)

Keep sucking (keep scratching)

Why you scratching (keep scratching)

That bitch got the crabs (keep scratching, keep on)

Bitches in Oakland want to be under

When they suck dick like girl wonder

**** in Oakland are sick as hell

As soon as they nut, they gots to tell

All the homies what she did

She sucked and sucked and she's a bitch

The homeboys laugh every time

And then I put her in a rhyme

'Cause when a bitch sucks me down

I kick on back and think about now

When I sing about rap, all about her

The way she will and put in work

I'm Sir Too $hort, in the chair

Bustin' big nuts like a big 'ol player

And sometimes, baby, we could fuck

But every time you know she sucks

The bitch sucked dick, so much dick

I loved to get my dick sucked by that bitch (I'm coming)

Oh, no, baby (I'm coming)

Don't buss a nut (I'm coming)

Stupid bitch (I'm coming, come on)

Me and homeboy roll to the Hyatt

Shit went crazy when they had a riot

I got in the Cutlass, went a few blocks

Saw a bitch and had to stop

Asked her if she needed a ride

The bitch just kept on walking by

So I said, "Baby, could we just talk

I make you see, no need to walk"

She never should have stopped, now that time

'Cause now, baby, you're in my rhyme

I remember you leaving, said, "I'll see you soon"

I remember us going in my room

But I've never seen you, you freaky bitch

And now I tell the world just how you live

Too bad, baby, we couldn't fuck

But every time I see ya, I'ma say you suck

The bitch sucked dick

Man, that bitch is going to give a vicious blowjob

When I drop my drawers, I'll be ready

Blow more head than Blow Job Betty

Suck my dick, and suck it cool

And suck my homie when he come through

Just suck dick 'til you see no other

I think my homie is bringing his brother

All my homies are coming up

Kick back and cap and say she sucks

The bitch sucked dick

That bitch sucked dick

That bitch sucks more dick

I love a bitch like that, suck a whole lotta dick (keep scratching)

Knows, get a **** all juiced up when they bust into the bitches mouth (keep scratching, keep scratching)

I'm a tell ya (keep scratching, keep on)

If I wanted, I could rock her

But I'm not fucking no head doctor

Bitches don't know that Too $hort tip

You might get fucked if you don't suck dick

But I'm so freash, I'm so down

I tell that bitch the other way around

Suck my dick and you'll get some

I'll fuck you, baby, 'til your cock is numb

I'll bust my nut in her mouth

Smooth get dressed and roll out

I'm Sir Too $hort, fresh fresh again

Kicking it tough just like a pimp

I could rap nonstop in stereo

I talk about a bitch, I watch her blow

'Cause she just can't wait to fuck

So for that one reason, you know she sucks

The bitch sucked dick, so much dick

I just love that bitch for that good blowjob (I'm coming)

Blow more here (keep scratching)

Them blowjob daddy (I'm coming, keep scratching, come on)

I'm Too S-H-O-R-T

Rap so strong to the disco beat

Talk about bitches who ever licked

Bitch, don't lie, you sucked my dick

More then once, more than twice

It was hella times and it all was nice

You see me nut, when I look down

And you looked up and see me frown

'Cause your one bitch I'll never fuck

Do you know why? Because you suck

She's a vicious head doctor with a Ph.D.