She asked me: do you like jazz?
And I said no
No jazz, big band or dixieland,
Can beat the king of rock 'n' roll
I told her all about Elvis
She begged me to go on
I thought my hair was okay,
But something else went wrong
My voice was going
when I tried to sing a catchy Elvis-song
She said: hey isn't that Jersey,
Jack Jersey?
And put his record on
I said no,
Don't put that record on the stereo
I said no,
You must have got me wrong
She said: gee, I'm sorry,
Would you please go on
I decided to rock her socks off,
With a Jerry Lee Lewis song
She said: hey, isn't that Ernie,
Long Tall Ernie
And put his record on
I said no,
Don't put that record on the stereo
I said no,
You must have got me wrong
I said no,
Don't put that record on the stereo
I said no,
You must have got me wrong
I said no,
Don't put that record on the stereo
I said no,
You must have got me wrong
