Somebody Nobody Loves

I'm somebody nobody loves

Oh me, oh my, my, my

I'm somebody nobody loves

I wonder why, why, why

Although I know it's most alarmin'

I've prayed on bended knee

For that certain gay prince charmin'

Who was meant for me

I've got to find me a somebody soon

Or else I'll die, die, die

I'd take the man in the moon

If he'd give me a try

I'm just a lonesome Cinderella

That romance passes by

I'm somebody nobody loves, oh me oh my