Esquire

Born as a human, innocence and light, Up till the age of five 'Loved all the movies where the bad guys win Now he lives the life A hand shake that feels li Ke your holding a fish He's got a summer place On the river styx He's shifty, and crafty and evil as sin If he knocks on your door don't let him in And he's richer than foz, Believes in no cause And he's lower than all the underworld The prince of my darkness, the king of all lies First name, last name, comma, "esquire" 'Talks for a living wi Th his forked tongue 1-800-sleeeze A condo in fiji, four ex-wives so far It's got to justify his fees Hide your pets, lock your windows and doors, or Or pack a bag and push the gas to the floor One bite from his fangs, an D the next thing you know You'll be sending him checks forever more -Repeat chorus- I only wanted someone to plead my cause How was i to know he was a Bottom feeding scum-bag after all -Repeat chorus-