What God Said

I talked to God and God said "Hey!

I've got a lot of things to say

Write it down this very day

And spread the word in every way."

I talked to God and here's the deal:

He said floss between each meal

Drive with both hands on the wheel

And on the first date don't cop a feel

I talked to God and God said... Nothing special

I talked to God and God said... Nothing special

I talked to God and God said...

Nothing that we shouldn't already know

Shouldn't already know

I talked to God and here's what he said:

"Wear a helmet on your head

When you ride a bike instead

Or you'll crash and wind up dead."

I asked God for the Holy Word

Ageless wisdom never heard

He just said to feed the birds

Love your pets, clean up their turds

I talked to God and God said... Nothing special

I talked to God and God said... Nothing special

I talked to God and God said...

Nothing that we shouldn't already know

Shouldn't already know

I talked to God and God said "John

I let them kill my only son

And my creation's so undone

That I can't help out everyone

But if you're looking for advice

You don't need to ask me twice

Start with the basics: just be nice

And see if that makes things all right."

I talked to God and God said... nothing special

I talked to God and God said... nothing special

I talked to God and God said...

Nothing that we shouldn't already know

Shouldn't already know