Oh telephone, won't you ring?

I want somebody to talk dirty to me

Oh telephone, won't you ring?

I wanna pick up the phone cause I'm home alone

And I feel like I'm ready to get it on

Telephone

I wish you could see what I have on right now

What would you do to me?

I can imagine you

Won't you let me know

The next time you play

You look like you would be so good

Can I play with you someday?

Oh telephone, won't you ring?

I want somebody to talk dirty to me

Oh telephone, won't you ring?

I wanna pick up the phone cause I'm home alone

And I feel like I'm ready to get it on

Telephone

Let's act as if the phone is my body

Let's act like my body is a phone

Start by holding me in your hands

Love me all over with your tongue

Oh telephone, won't you ring?

I want somebody to talk dirty to me

Oh telephone, won't you ring?

I wanna pick up the phone cause I'm home alone

And I feel like I'm ready to get it on

Telephone

This is how I want someone to love me

If you could please let my telephone ring

'Cause I've never been in love before

Only in my dreams

Oh telephone, won't you ring? (Won't you ring?)

I want somebody to talk dirty to me, oh, oh

Oh telephone, won't you ring? (Won't you ring?)

I wanna pick up the phone when I'm all alone

And I feel like I'm ready to get it on

Telephone, won't you ring? (Won't you ring?)

I want somebody to talk dirty to me (I want somebody to talk dirty to me)

Oh telephone, won't you ring? (Won't you ring?)

I wanna pick up the phone when I'm all alone

And I feel like I'm ready to get it on

Telephone, won't you ring? (Won't you ring?)

I want somebody to talk dirty to me (I don't wanna drive ya crazy! I don't wanna drive ya crazy!

Oh telephone, won't you ring? (Imagine me with no clothes on!)

I wanna pick up the phone when I'm all alone

And I feel like I'm ready to get it on

Telephone

Ok that's enough