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If Only

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Hip-Hop/Rap

If Only was released on April 7, 1992 by Rhino Atlantic as a part of the album Dead Serious

Song Details

AlbumDead Serious

Release DateApril 7, 1992

LabelRhino Atlantic

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

BPM90

OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

DJ Rhythm

Scratches

Andre "Krazy Drazyz" Weston

Andre "Krazy Drazyz" Weston

Vocals

Willie "Skoob" Hines

Willie "Skoob" Hines

Vocals

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

C.Charity

Arranger

S.Turrentine

Songwriter

Andre "Krazy Drazyz" Weston

Andre "Krazy Drazyz" Weston

Songwriter

Derek Lynch

Songwriter

Willie "Skoob" Hines

Willie "Skoob" Hines

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

C.Charity

Producer

Derek Lynch

Producer

Lyrics

I hear the floor creakin'

Shiggity shots, box, hops, I rocks

I kiggity kicks the drama like a farmer picks the crops

Pops, I diggity digs more wigs than John the Baptist

They call me Mr. Rapper so I guess I be the rappest

No practice, yo Krazy (diggity yes) knocka

Throw bolo like Han Solo, come rough like Chewbacca

So ease back slick or get kicked in the tush

Yep, I'll call you snaggle if you're pussy

Gats, I rip shot until the roof fell in

And plus I piggity pop - like Doug Lou Ellen

But, um, rarely does my crew get into beefas

I figgity fits the mold like the gold that's on my teefas

Oh Jesus, I'm the youngest, Blitsy be the eldest

I'm hipper than the hip bone connected to your pelvis

So hickory dickory dock, diggity don't ya wish?

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Shibbidy bop, shibbidy boo, check out the way I drops the scoop

I'm kniggity knockin' fronts out daily, troop

I freakity fry the funk that's why they call me Krazy Drayzee

I giggity gots more props than that kid named Beetle Bailey

The boogity woogity Brooklyn boy, he's cool like Grizzly Bruin

I swiggity swing more - than Tarzan be doing

I heard that shit was sick that's why I spit like I was spanned

And I, um, flick my Bic and take a dip like Aquaman

So, um, figgity fee fi fo fum, I smell blunts

I giggity got lines like Evel Knievel got stunts, ya dunce

I'm diggity down with the Hit Squad, aight?

I figgity fly more heads than Benjamin flew kites

So, um, spiggity spark the spliff and give me a lift so I can rock

I got more skills than John Hamm got cock

So hickory dickory dock, diggity don't ya wish?

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And away we go, friggity praise the Lord our Father

I kiggity caught the Love Boat at Puerto Vallarta

I'm finicky like the cat but shoots more funk than Funkadelic

It's diggity Das EFX, um, chum, can ya spell it?

Yippity yappa doozy, watch me ease on down the road, hun

So come on baby and do the locomotion

Um, so now what the -?

I give em a shuga smack then they crack like Daffy Duck, schmuck

I'm kniggity gnarly, dude, hey Snookums

I biggity bangs the chumps cause they flumps when I cook em

I'm quickity quick quick diggity dick dick tickety tic tac toe

So figgity figado figado figado

I'm kniggity not the herb but look at the verb, it's gonna stunt

I figgity fucked up Sanford and his fuckin' son

So hickory dickory dock, diggity don't ya wish?

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Written by: A. Weston, Andre G Weston, C.Charity, D. Lynch, S.Turrentine, W. Hines, Willie D. Hines

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