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Ich Bin Kunst, can't you see?

Look at you, then look at me

I am art, you're parody

Ich Bin Kunst

Je suis art, tres, tres debonair

Because you don't, And because I dare

I blow you mind, C'est mon plaisir

Ich Bin Kunst

My fellow republicans...

I don't want people to cotton on to my ideas

I certainly don't dress like this to go shopping

Can you imagine?

The next time I go into Marks and Spencer's, all the women will be bald with ink dripping from their heads

It started when I was only a boy

I couldn't kick a ball, climb a tree, play at war

I took pleasure in the things that make men shudder

I dressed up in the wardrobe of my Mother

My father said "Don't panic it's a phase"

"Phase one" I said, and snipped and sewed for days

I dreamed of London town, Ardent fashion was my thing

I arrived and took a job in Burger King! - It was nothing!

What's disturbing about distortion?

The agenda isn't beauty or ugliness. That's all your ideas

Am I part of British fashion?

Am I a part of anything?

Am I part of the universe is what I'd like to know!

Ich Bin Kunst, can't you see

Look at you, then look at me

I am art, you're parody

Ich Bin Kunst

Je suis art, tres, tres, debonair

Because you don't, and because I dare

I blow you mind, C'est mon plaisir

Ich Bin Kunst