Pina Colada Song

I was tired of my lady We'd been together Too long Like an one hour Recording of a Favorite song So, while she lay there Sleepin i read the paper In bed And in the personal columns There was this letter i read [Sing] If you like pina colada's And gettin caught in the rain If your not into yoga If you have half a brain If you like makin love at midnight In the dumes of a cave, Then Im the love that you've Looked for write to me and escape I didn't think about my lady I know that sounds kindda mean But me and my old lady Had fallen into the same Old dull rutine so i Wrote to the paper Took out a personal add And though im nobody's poet I thought it wasnt half bad [Sing] Yes i like pina colada's And gettin caught in the rain Im not much into health food I have into champagne I got to meet you by tomorow noon And cut through all this red tape At a bar called o'mallies Where we'll plan our escape So i waited with high hopes And she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant I knew the curve of her face It was my own lover lady And she said "Awh its you" Then we laughed for a moment And i said I never knew [Sing] That you like pina colada's And gettin caught in the rain And the fell of the ocean And the taste of champagne If you like makin love at midnight In the dumes of a cave Your the lady ive looked for Come with me and escape If you like pina colada's And gettin caught in the rain If your not into yoga If you have half a brain If you like makin love at midnight In the dumes of a cave I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape [Sing] Yes i like pina colada's And gettin caught in the rain Im not much into health food I have into champagne I got to meet you by tomorow noon And cut through all this red tape At a bar called o'mallies Where we'll plan our escape