Dirty Young Man

I’ve got a dirty young man

And I’m so grateful

My dirty young man

He’s a plateful

He’s so smart, so precocious

So intense, so ferocious

He grew up with internet porn

Now he’s out and blowing his horn

He knows what he wants to be

And I’m so glad he gives it to me

You’re a dirty young man, and I love it

You’re a dirty young man, and you know where to shove it

Dirty young man, I’m your number one fan (Dirty young man)

You’re a dirty young man

My dirty young man

Is totally sexual

Watch him move

I can bet you will

Every move just radiates lust

I’m trying hard to keep up

All this burning young man intensity

Energy to supply a whole city

Never wants an intermission

Bursting out like nuclear fission

You’re a dirty young man (Dirty young man) and I love it

You’re a dirty young man, (Dirty young man) and you know where to shove it

Dirty young man, I’m your number one fan (Dirty young man)

You’re a dirty young man

You’re a dirty young man (Dirty young man) and I love it

You’re a dirty young man, (Dirty young man) and I know where to shove it

Dirty young man, I’m your number one fan (Dirty young man)

You’re a dirty young man

You’re a dirty young man (Dirty young man) and I love it

You’re a dirty young man, (Dirty young man) and you know where to shove it

Dirty young man, I’m your number one fan (Dirty young man)

You’re a dirty young man

You’re a dirty young man

You’re a dirty young man

You’re a dirty young man

You’re a dirty young man