Trapped In the Closet Chapter 4

Now I'm dashing home, doin' 85

Swervin' lane to lane with fire in my eyes

I've got a million thoughts goin' through my mind

I'm thinkin' about what I'ma do and who I'm gonna do it to

When I get home, how could I've been so blind?

And then I look in my rearview, I cannot believe this

Ooh-woo-woo, damn, here come's a policeman

He drove right up on me then flashed his lights

Then I pulled over without thinkin' twice

He hops out the car and walks over to me

And said, "License and registration please"

I looked up at him and said, "Officer is there something wrong?"

He said, "No except you were doin' 60 in a 40 mile zone"

And then I said, "Officer, let me explain please

You see the truth of the matter is, is that I've got an emergency"

He said, "No excuses and no exceptions"

He flicks a cigarette and then gives me the ticket

Said, "Have a nice day", and walked away

I said, "Yeah, right", and drove away

And then I turned my radio on and did 55 all the way home

I pulled up in the driveway, hopped out and slammed the car door

Then go around the back, bust up in the house

And she screamin', "What's all that for?"

And I'm like, "Woman, I called this house

And a man picked up my phone"

And she says, "Calm down

Did you forget my brother 'Twan came home?"

Oh

And that's all that I could say was, "Oh"

With a stupid look on my face, said, "I forgot he came home today"

And she says, "That's okay, because honey I understand"

She said, "You don't have to explain", then I took her by the hand

I kissed her and then we went to the room

And then I turned some music on

Apologized one more time

Then went down and started gettin' it on

And she started biting her lip, grabbin' me and makin' noise

Now we makin' love and she's in my ear whispering, "It's all yours"

I said, "I love you", and she said, "I love you too"

Then a tear fell up out my eye and then I called her my sunshine

And then she looked at me and said, "Baby, go deeper please"

And that's when I start goin' crazy

Like I was tryna give her a baby

The room feel like it's spinnin'

'Cause we turnin' and turnin'

As if we were in a whirlwind

The way our toes are curlin'

Then next thing ya know, she starts goin' real wild

And screamin' my name

And then I said, "Baby we must slow down

Before I bust a vessel in my brain"

She said, "Please, no, don't stop"

And I said, "I caught a cramp"

And she said, "Please keep on goin'"

I think my leg is about to crack

Then she cries out, "Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax"

And I said, "Cool, climax, but just let go of my leg"

She says, "You're the perfect lover"

I said, "I can't go no further"

Then I flip back the cover

Oh my God, a rubber