Please, Mrs. Henry

Well, I've already had two beers, I'm ready for the broom Please, Mrs. Henry, won't you take me to my room? I'm a good ol' boy but I've been sniffin' too many eggs Talkin' to too many people, drinkin' too many kegs Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please! Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please! I'm down on my knees And I ain't got a dime Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway Pretty soon I'll be mad Please, Mrs. Henry, won't you take me to your dad? I can drink like a fish, I can crawl like a snake I can bite like a turkey, I can slam like a drake Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please! Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please! I'm down on my knees And I ain't got a dime Now, don't crowd me, lady, or I'll fill up your shoe I'm a sweet bourbon daddy and tonight I am blue I'm a thousand years old and I'm a generous bomb I'm T-boned and punctured but I'm known to be calm Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please! Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please! I'm down on my knees And I ain't got a dime Now, I'm startin' to drain, my stool's gonna squeak If I walk too much farther my crane's gonna leak Look, Mrs. Henry, there's only so much I can do Why don't you look my way and pump me a few? Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please! Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please! I'm down on my knees And I ain't got a dime