Jennifer's Cold

On the freeway, all the cares have stopped 'Cause the big news has dropped All the phones are ringing It's got all the neighbors singing Police chief is calling the detectives Navy SEALs are being selected President is calling his advisors Greenpeace is putting out flyers We've got ourselves a little situation It's worse than an alien invasion Jennifer has got a cold and Everybody's got to know We've got ourselves a little situation It's worse than an alien invasion Jennifer has got a cold and She can't complain to no one There's a news break, for everybody watching Jennifer has just started coughing The doctors can't explain it(hah) "How did she ever obtain this?" All her friends are sending get well cards "You could beat it, just gotta fight hard!" All the world is sitting home waiting All the priests are singing and praying We've got ourselves a little situation It's worse than an alien invasion Jennifer has got a cold and Everybody's got to know We've got ourselves a little situation It's worse than an alien invasion Jennifer has got a cold and She can't complain to no one Yeeeaaaaaahhhh! SWAT team has Jennifer surrounded Coast guard takes her to an island Out there, no one gets infected Jenny lives where she can be protected United Nation emergency meeting Declares the whole world is grieving And peace will come if Jenny just gets well Please come home soon! We've got ourselves a little situation It's worse than an alien invasion Jennifer has got a cold and Everybody's got to know We've got ourselves a little situation It's worse than an alien invasion Jennifer has got a cold and She can't complain to no one!