Lying Cheating Whore

If I could see with you eyes If I could breathe with your lips If I could love with your heart Then I could start To be just like you A lying cheating whore Who never does me right Blows my friends on poker night Only goes into my jeans to strip my Wallet clean You're a lying cheating whore If I could dress like a slut Make more home deliveries than Pizza Hut If I could show my tits to every biker that passed Then I'd have man boobs And boy would that suck But you're a lying cheating whore Who's special cherry pie Reminds me of a sewer line Who drops trou at the drop of a hat You'd make a good rat trap You're a lying cheating whore You'll never know How hard I cried When you said those three little words It's too small But you're a lying cheating whore Who's hole is much too big It's an archeological dig They found the last poor schmuck Who fell in when you fucked You're a lying cheating whore If I were drunk You might still be hot But only followed by a penicillin shot Cuz you're a lying cheating whore