The Next Big Thing

Are you ready? Are we ready? Scotty, you ready Andy, are you ready? Ritchie Teeter, are you ready? Ross The Boss of Westchester, are you ready? Ladies and gentlemen, I am Handsome Dick Manitoba And we are The Dictators (one, two, three, four) I used to shiver in the wind But then I was young I used to shiver in the wind 'Til I found my own tongue I sock 'em everywhere that I sing 'Cause you know, baby I'm the next big thing, oh yeah I knocked 'em dead in Dallas And I didn't pay my dues Yeah, I knocked 'em dead in Dallas They didn't know we were Jews I sock 'em everywhere that I sing 'Cause you know, baby I'm the next big thing, oh yeah I'm a fuel injected legend But I don't want to be a bore I just wanna live me a rich life And when I die, I wanna die poor I wanna die poor, I wanna die poor I wanna die poor I want to die poor, I want to die poor I want to die poor I said poor And I wont be happy 'Til I'm known far and wide With my face on the cover Of the TV guide I sock 'em everywhere that I sing 'Cause you know, baby I'm the next big thing I sock 'em everywhere that I sing, oh baby 'Cause you know, baby Oh, yeah Whoa-oh, ohh