Two Tub Man

A ha, ha ha, woo

Smoke it, woo

Cook it out, baby daddy

I just come back from Minneapolis

Where I just beat Verne Gagne and Dick the Bruiser, daddy

They know it

You can bring on, Haystack Baloon

Eric Bloom, I don’t care who ya bringing it here, daddy

Rainbow, Strongbow, they’re all goin' under

The Thunder of Manitoba

I am a pilgrim looking for danger

I am an outlaw, I am a stranger

I'm just a clown walking down the street

I think Lou Reed is a creep

I need a girl, I need release

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I

I can go anywhere, people look and people stare

They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become (Okay, take it from me, boys)

What I want to do I do, who I want to screw, I screw

Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just

Two Tub Man

I drink Coca-Cola for breakfast

I've got Jackie Onassis in my pants

I'm never gonna watch channel 13

Edjumacation ain't for me

I'm so drunk I can barely see

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I

I can go anywhere, people look and people stare

They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become (It's feeding time)

What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw

Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just

Two Tub Man

I never graduated from high school

I wore paisley, I was too cool

I think color TV's a gas

How about this

I think Joe Franklin is real flash

I don't mind if I gotta kick your ass

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I