JCB

Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me And the engine rattles my bum like berserk While we're singin, "don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!" My dad's probably had a bloody hard day But he's been good fun and bubblin' and jokin' away And the procession of cars stuck behind Are gettin' all impatient and angry, but we don't mind An' we're holdin' up the bypass Woah Me and my dad havin' a top laugh Oh-woah I'm sittin' on the toolbox Woah And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss So glad I'm not in school Oh no And we pull over to let cars past And pull off again, speedin' by the summer green grass And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digga Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigga And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Bahraccus Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas An' we're holdin' up the bypass Woah Me and my dad havin' a top laugh Oh-woah I'm sittin' on the toolbox Oh And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss So glad I'm not in school An' we're holdin' up the bypass Woah Me and my dad havin' a top laugh Oh-woah I'm sittin' on the toolbox Oh And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss So glad I'm not in school Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round An' we're holdin' up the bypass Woah Me and my dad havin' a top laugh Oh-woah And I'm sittin' on the toolbox Oh-oh And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss So glad I'm not in school I said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB