This fool tried to tell me that turkey bacon ain’t got no pork in it

Man, I looked at him like - you know, Michael Jordan play for the Rockets, right?

So I was like, “Man, how you gon tell me my shirt is wrinkled?”

Fool, I turned the microwave off when I left

I know how to make a cheese sandwich

He’s actin like I was born yesterday or something

What the hell’s he talkin bout?

This joint don’t make no sense

But the beat is kinda jammin, it makes you wanna dance

Who’d you say this song is by?

That new guy D-E-Z

Yeah the beat is pretty cool but dude is off the heezy

Oh you wanna play huh?

Then Raise, one blaze one

Too slow? I phased em

I been dope since day one

Washh uuppp? Ain’t much. Aight

I just might whoop yo ass cause you look like someone I dislike

Despite my height I can knock out Mike Tys & Roy Jones in the same night

Syke! yeah right I’m just jokin’

I leave the mic smokin when I hold it

I’m a street fighter

My and my baby mama ain’t speakin

She caught me cheatin’ eatin’ out some fly Puerto Rican

I shot like the beacon reach in ya box

My style Unorthodox sick like chicken pox

I’m stuck in a paradox

Shoes with no socks

Cold but I’m hot

You got beef? ima good shot

Battle me? I think not

I’m hot like that big pot

Ya mother got in the kitchen cookin up your eggs & ham hocks

What the hell’s he talkin bout?

This joint don’t make no sense

But the beat is kinda jammin, it makes you wanna dance

Who’d you say this song is by?

That new guy D-E-Z

Yeah the beat is pretty cool but dude is off the heezy

Ay yo I get the party jumpin’ like tig ol bitties

I just go to the DJ booth and shoot the dance floor till my clip is empty

“Ay mahn why is everyone layin’ around? This party’s dead”

Well I can understand this poor guys got holes in his legs

Who put holes in the keg?

I can see you through the speaker got you bobbin your head

You Wake up, brush your teeth, harmonious

Because it’s stuck in your head

Come home from work, go to sleep, wake up and do it again

Workin missy

Im a minute man

60 seconds alone with me and she’s comin up outta her pants

You wanna spend the what? Is you out of you man? My bad - your mind

Beat it - you got yours, I got mines

I flip holes like I flip rhymes

Intricate, like an architect connect lines

I make words fit like take the time

Back is the spine

Click clack is a nine

And nine is

How long

That my dong is

What the hell’s he talkin bout?

This joint don’t make no sense

But the beat is kinda jammin, it makes you wanna dance

Who’d you say this song is by?

That new guy D-E-Z

Yeah the beat is pretty cool but dude is off the heezy

I’m from another planet

I can rhyme without words

Now did you catch that?

I just spit the illest line you never heard

You wanna know what I said?

Play the record backwards & screwed

And Drive past the high school buck naked

Hop out and stand on your head in the intersection

I put a subliminal message in every one of my records

So embedded a seasoned detective couldn’t detect it

I Should be arrested for killin the track, kidnappin rap

Stabbin the alphabet in his back

I think I’m havin a panic attack

I’m trapped behind the battery pack

In the back of your radio with no place to go

I’m tryin to escape everytime you hear me flow

Everybodys feelin me

I’m like the wind when it blow

What the hell’s he talkin bout?

This joint don’t make no sense

But the beat is kinda jammin, it makes you wanna dance

Who’d you say this song was by?

That new guy D-E-Z

Yeah the beat is pretty cool but dude is off the heezy (x2)