Family Doctor

I went to my family doctor

For a pain inside my head

I told him that since you left me

I was feelin' like just about dead

Well, Doctor, what can you give me?

And could I take one or two?

Can you tell me just what it's gonna do?

Will it save me from what I'm goin' through?

Will it ease the pain?

Will it ease the pain?

Will it help to pacify my brain?

He told me not to worry

He said to come back in the next week

He asked me for a picture

Of the girl who made me lose my sleep

Well, all week long I suffered

I didn't know what to do

But went back to him when the week was through

And he gave me an artificial you

And it eased the pain

Yes, it eased the pain

It completely satisfied my brain

Yes, it eased the pain

Well, it eased the pain

It completely satisfied my brain

And I do believe it's finally gonna rain