(Spoken) "Hi Jack, I don't know why you're calling here bothering Rick and I here this morning. Umm, obviously you have your crack whore with you. My cell phone went dead that's why I couldn't, didn't continue to speak. Anyway, it would be a great favor for me... if you would please sign the divorce papers, okay? You live your life in a drug infested world with crack whores, and that's just how you're going to be. And, by the way, we had a great time in this bed last night. Bye"

Don't listen to the radio

Don't watch tv

Don't hang around the house all day

Doing the G

Go down to the pub

Play pool all day

Put money in the record machine

And let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

I useta be a rich man, but not anymore

Spent every penny I made on a high class whore

If I do it all over, won't throw it away

Spend every penny I make, at the Whiskey Cafe

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

I said, Lord, Lord, Lord, let the jukebox play

Lord, Lord, Lord, let the jukebox play

Lord, Lord, Lord, let the jukebox play

Lord, Lord, Lord, let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play

I said, Lord, Lord, Lord, let the jukebox play

Lord, Lord, Lord, let the jukebox play

Lord, Lord, Lord, let the jukebox play

Lord, Lord, Lord, let the jukebox play