The Spiritual Kind

I am the spiritual kind I keep a cross in my pocket for some peace of mind I hold onto it when I need a little faith When I'm lost, I find I'm the spiritual kind I'm a little bit Catholic and a little bit Jew I'm a little bit Baptist and Episcopal too Some call what I say blasphemy I'm the spiritual kind, it makes no difference to me Everybody now, I am the spiritual kind I keep a cross in my pocket for some peace of mind I hold onto it when I need a little faith When I'm lost, I find I'm the spiritual kind Now my friend, Cathy is the spiritual kind She jumps in her jacuzzi to clear her mind She keeps a statue of Buddha by her hot tub When her soul gets cold she gives his belly a rub Now some folks say he is and some say he ain't But for me Saint Christopher is still a saint When I get lost he don't leave me behind He's always been guide for the spiritual kind Let's go now Now Antone and Jesse are up in Heaven Playin' in the choir with their amps on eleven And stubb's is feedin' every angel he can find You know it's blues and bar-b-que for the spiritual kind The Dalai Lama says the art of happiness Is learnin' how to live on a whole lot less To understand it all takes an open mind You know I'm just another student of the spiritual kind Everybody now, I am the spiritual kind I keep a cross in my pocket for some peace of mind I hold onto it when I need a little faith When I'm lost, I find I'm the spiritual kind Oh, when I'm lost, I find I'm the spiritual kind Let's go now