Benji's Queer - Doug Dale & Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: Song Lyrics, Music Videos & Concerts

Doug Dale & Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Benji's Queer

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Comedy

Benji's Queer was released on November 4, 2003 by Warner Records as a part of the album Come Poop With Me

Song Details

AlbumCome Poop With Me

Release DateNovember 4, 2003

LabelWarner Records

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

BPM176

OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Performer

Jimmy Vivino

Guitar

Robert Smigel

Lead Vocals

Michael Merritt

Michael Merritt

Vocals

james Wormworth

james Wormworth

Drums

Jerry Vivino

Saxophone

Scott Healy

Piano

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Robert Smigel

Composer

Brian Reich

Lyrics

Ray James

Lyrics

Jimmy Vivino

Arranger

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Jimmy Vivino

Producer

Robert Smigel

Additional Producer

Ray James

Co-Producer

Brandon Karp

Assistant Engineer

Clayton Weber

Assistant Engineer

Hardi Kasani

Assistant Engineer

Ike Zimbel

Assistant Engineer

Max Feldman

Assistant Engineer

Michael Stapp

Assistant Engineer

Rey Rivera

Assistant Engineer

Robert Adler

Assistant Engineer

Steve Davis

Assistant Engineer

Steve Sich

Assistant Engineer

Louie Teran

Editing Engineer

Stewart Whitmore

Stewart Whitmore

Editing Engineer

Adam Sandler

Executive Producer

Brooks Arthur

Executive Producer

Stephen Marcussen

Stephen Marcussen

Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

Alright

Who here remembers a television show called...

The "TV Funhouse"?

Yes?

Tonight, we have a special surprise

For those of you who give a shit

Eh, he was the host of the show

My good friend, bring him on here (Go Doug!)

El Doug!

What do you got for us, Doug?

Well, you know, I really miss the AniPals

Aw, that's so sweet

You like animals, don't you?

I like animals, yeah

And who's your favorite animal? Yes?

Well, I have a song I want to sing about my favorite animal

Yes!?

Yeah... a little guy named Benji

Fuck you!

He goes on an adventure

And he always saves the day

That's why we love our Benji

Even though we know he's gay!

Oh yes

Benji's gay, Benji's queer

He takes his doggy bones from the rear

He laps up jizz like Norm drank beer

And that's how we know that Benji's queer

Why are you saying that?

Triumph, Benji's not gay

Have you been living under a rock?

Just keep going

He saved his kidnapped owners (Yes)

And he saved pups from a flood (That's nice)

He always gets a boner

From his poster of Air Bud

Oh yes

Benji's queer, Benji's gay

He sees two balls and he barks "Hooray!"

He gave head to The Shaggy D.A.

And that's how we know that Benji's gay

Hee-hee-hee

You know, Triumph, I think you're being a little bitter

Bitter? Who's bitter? I'm stating a simple fact

But it's a terrible thing to say about Benji

Doug, Doug, Doug, it's not so bad, you know? Compared to...

What most of these animals do, these famous- like celebrity animals

It's pretty soft, I'll tell you

Really? Oh yeah

Doug, it's the famous ones, it's like perv city, take a listen:

Eddie from Frasier pays a pug

And watches him fuck his wife (Wow)

And Beethoven can only cum

When he's gasping for his life

Now Old Yeller liked his golden showers

That's how he got his name (I always thought—)

And Spuds bangs dogs that were put to sleep

Then spews from his own shame

Wowza! That's right, Doug

Pretty ugly, isn't it? Yes, it is! So, you see

It's really not all that bad that...

Benji's queer, Benji's gay

He sees two balls and he barks "Hooray!"

He's served more cock than a Chick-Fil-A

It's totally fine that Benji's gay

Good God, he's queer!

My good friend, Doug Dale

Written by: Brian Reich, Ray James, Robert Smigel

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