Charlie

V1. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie... The doctors son was he Didn't know what to do When he finished school So they packed him off To sea Charlie Charlie Charlie A modern tragedy The navy rum and the Tropical sun Has sent him dolally So get back on the Beagle Charles and sail far away The things you said today Is surely blasphemy! Men of cloth and science agree: That's quite enough! BEGONE CHARLIE! How dare you go around Telling me My grandfather's an ape! V2. Charlie, no you can't make a Monkey out of me This isn't the planet of the apes Its the nineteeth century! Charlie Charlie Charlie Now you stand accused Of calling Victoria's dad a chimp And she is not amused! So get back on the Beagle Charles and sail far away The things you said today Is surely blasphemy! Men of cloth and science agree: That's quite enough! BEGONE CHARLIE! How dare you go around Telling me My grandfather's an ape! V3 - old children's limerick: Charlie charlie darwin darwin darwin Charlie charlie darwin NOW WHAT THE 'ELL HAVE YA DONE? The Origin of the Species the species the species The Origin of the Species AND THE DESCENT OF MAN! It contradicts the Bible, the Bible, the Bible It contradicts the Bible ONE OF YOU IS WRONG! So get back on the Beagle Charles and sail far away The things you said today Is surely blasphemy! Men of cloth and science agree: That's quite enough! BEGONE CHARLIE! How dare you go around Telling me My grandfather's an ape! V4. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie... What happened to you boy? We thought you'd join the clergy Not make the Lord annoyed! Charlie, Charlie, Charlie... At the age of fifty one Your family's a laughing stock Look at what you've done! So get back on the Beagle Charles and sail far away The things you said today Is surely blasphemy! Men of cloth and science agree: That's quite enough! BEGONE CHARLIE! How dare you go around Telling me My grandfather's an ape!