Santa's Got a Semi

Santa called a meeting of the North Pole elves

Said, "Listen here, this year I need a little help

There's been so many good little girls and boys

The sleigh won't hold all those toys

So heat up your hot chocolate thermos mugs

There's a Christmas toy convoy revvin' up

Santa got a semi flying down the road

South bound, North Pole overload

Got a wreath on the grill, star on the hood

He's checking off his list so you better be good

He's got a speaker on the top playing "Jingle Bells"

Red snow flaps on them 18 wheels

Tell me have you ever seen steel and chrome fly

Beep beep, bye bye, Santa got a semi

Santa called up the state patrol

Said, "If you see him coming, boys, let him roll

We got a long night ahead and a big job to do"

They said, "10-4, Santa, you can roll on through

But be real careful, don't forget to buckle up

'Cause there's a whole lot of loving in them big 'ole trucks"

Santa got a semi flying down the road

South bound, North Pole overload

Got a wreath on the grill, star on the hood

He's checking off his list so you better be good

He's got a speaker on the top playing "Jingle Bells"

Red snow flaps on them 18 wheels

Tell me have you ever seen steel and chrome fly

Beep beep, bye bye, Santa got a semi

So if you see a big truck with a star on the hood

You better think twice, yeah, you better be good 'cause

Santa got a semi flying down the road

South bound, North Pole overload

Got a wreath on the grill, star on the hood

He's checking off his list so you better be good

He's got a speaker on the top playing "Jingle Bells"

Red snow flaps on them 18 wheels

Tell me have you ever seen steel and chrome fly

Beep beep, bye bye, Santa got a semi

Beep beep, bye bye, Santa got a semi

Ho, ho, ho