Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Roofing?, yeah

How you doing?

Good, how are you?

Alright, look, I got a little problem here. I got some leaks up in the roof there (yeah)

I had some guys here yesterday, some Mexican, little Mexicans

They're up there whacking away at my roof

They tell me this, that, and the other thing

Next thing you know, it rains

I got the rain coming right down inside

When up there, you know, they're trying to show me this, that

I fired the two of the fuckers off on their fucking head

They don't know what the fuck they're doing up there

My wife's up there poking around

She's making like she knows what the fuck is up

I fired her down onto the fucking car (hahahaha)

Now, what I need here, buddy, is I need this fucking thing done right

Tell me what you can do for me? (hahahaha)

Are you kidding me?

No, I'm not fucking putting you on, man

This is aggravating me now (hahaha)

My wife, she's up there poking around like she knows what the fuck she's doing

I kick her right up the fucking ass, threw her down, onto the fucking car

Show me what you can do now

I really need this

It's all along the side of the fucking house

The water's coming in like a sieve (hahahaha)

Hey, this is a fucking joke, huh?

Come on, buddy, help me out here

Okay, what's your name?

Frank Rizzo (spell it)

R-I-Z-Z-O (R-I-Z-Z-O)

Yeah, now this problem, this has been going on for years now

You know what I'm saying? (yeah)

The rain just comes in, it's like buckets on my fucking head

It's getting out of line now

I got the fucking kids up there playing on the fucking roof

This is bullshit

Give me your address

It's 503, 5th Street (503, 5th Street)

Alright listen

What do you do?

You go up there with the kettles?, the pots?

The fucking hot shit

What do you do?

Talk to me

Well I have to come see what

Alright cause you know what happens

See I got a lot of fucking problems

These little

These little Mexican fuckers

They were up there with the hot shit

And they're fucking joking

They were up there slapping each other with the hot mops

I don't need this kind of shit

Alright? yeah

So I had to go up there

Threw these two fuckers

Right down in the yard

Split their fucking heads

Well, who'd you hire to do?

I don't know the name of the fuckers

I thought I was going to get a little break on the price

The little bastards are up on the roof running around like fucking retards

One of them come through the fucking window

He thinks he is cute

He's playing his little games

He fired his friend through my fucking window

He landed down in the living room

Hey, I can't have this shit

Hey, mini Chris

All right, Bob, you help me out there

I want you to come over here

You look at the fucking roof

You get your hands right in there and get your hands fucking dirty

And you see what the problem is

Alright, we'll see if we can fix this shit up

I'll give you a call

All right, if I get in your way or anything like that

You fire me down into the fucking yard, okay?

Alright, bye