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Lyrics
Can you turn me up?
Hear me up in the headph- headph-
Nope
I went into a bar just the other night
Boy, I got into one hell of a fight
I think I might have broken my jaw
The very next morning, somebody stole my car
My wife left home 'bout a week ago
She stole the kids and she took all my dough
She peed on the carpet and she shot my horse
Now things have gone from better to bad to worse
Texas and whiskey
Whiskey from Texas
Texas
Texas whiskey
Oh, I went to daddy's funeral just the other day
It's just been three short days since he passed away
Seems he died from having too much to drink
That's how his truck ended up in the drink
Texas and whiskey
Funerals and Texas
Whiskey and funerals
Texas and whiskey
Funerals
Texas funerals
Ah, shit
I fucked it all up
Merry Christmas, honey
And happy new year to you, too, ah
Written by: David Vaught