Hey, dude

Hey, dude

Hey, dude

Hey, bro

Hey, buddy

Hey, dude

Hey dude, hey dude...

Hey dude I was thinking we could go do

Something dirty, yeah

Hey dude I was thinking we could go do

Something dirty, yeah

Uh, I don't know, man. I like to do manly things, you know? Just manly guys doing manly things, you know what I mean?

Listen, I like to do manly things

But I like, baby, to do them with you

I was thinking we could go do

Something dirty, yeah

D-d-d-d-Dirty, yeah

Dirty? Well, like what?

You know what I like

Soccer practice with the water polo team

Do some track and field on the football green

Go to the locker room, do some weight training

It would be real hot if we joined the Army

Soccer practice

Soc soc soc soc soccer practice

Soc Soc soc soccer practice

Soc soc soc soc soccer practice

Soc soc soc

I'm a dirty frat boy on a dirty soccer team

Go into the locker room after wrestling

I'm a dirty frat boy on a dirty soccer team

Go into the locker room after wrestling

I was there 'cause my buddy's down

There is nothing wrong with helping a buddy out (Yes)

I was there 'cause my buddy's down

There is nothing wrong with helping a buddy out with

Soccer practice with the water polo team

Do some track and field on the football green

Go to the locker room, do some weight training

It would be real hot if we joined the Army

Marines, Air Force

Of course

Yes, sir!

Soccer practice

Soc soc soc soc soccer practice

Soc soc soc soc soccer practice

Soc soc soc soc soccer practice

Soc soc soc soc soccer practice

Hey, buddy

Hey, bro

Hey dude Hey dude Hey dude

Soccer practice with the water polo team

Do some track and field on the football green

Go to the locker room, do some weight training

It would be real hot if we joined the Army

Soccer practice oooh

Soccer practice

Get a goal, shower up

Do it now, for your coach

Uh, uh, uh

Soccer practice

Oh, whoa

Soccer practice

Soc soc soc soc soccer practice

Soc soc soc soc soccer practice

Wait a minute, dude. You're not talking about joining the army or soccer practice at all are you?

You're right, I'm not!

Alright boys, shower up