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Chips Or T**s
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Pop
Chips Or T**s was released on March 30, 2010 by Disco Minge Records as a part of the album Complete Kunt
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Release DateMarch 30, 2010
LabelDisco Minge Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Kunt and the Gang
Kunt and the Gang
Vocals, Keyboards
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Wayne Clements
Wayne Clements
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Kunt and the Gang
Kunt and the Gang
Producer

Lyrics

I can name my top 10 records
I can name my favourite goals
But just lately I've had a quandary
That I can't seem to resolve
I can name my top 10 films
Or which actors I think are good
But if I had to choose between chips and tits
I don't think that I could
Chips or tits
I can't decide which one I like best
Chips or tits
Fried potatoes or ladies' breasts?
Chips, tits, chips, tits, chips or tits
My favourite cakes are Eccles
My favourite animal is a cat
But given the choice between chips and tits
I don't think I could answer that
My favourite crisps are Wotsits
And sexual position is doggy style
But if you made me choose between chips and tits
It would take me quite a while
Chips or tits
Which one I like best I just can't decide
Tits or chips
Mammary glands and spuds, chips and fried
Chips, I like 'em with a bit of glaze
Tits, I like 'em when they're on my face
Chips, I eat 'em when I'm in my car
Tits, I like 'em in or out of bra
Chips, I like 'em with a buttered roll
Tits, I like 'em with a juicy hole
Chips, I like 'em with tomato sauce
Tits, I just like 'em of course
Chips, I like 'em with a saveloy
Tits, either side of my old boy
Chips, I like 'em with a bit of cod
Tits, they make me lose my wad
Chips, I like 'em with a sausage in batter
Tits, big or small, it doesn't matter
Chips, I like 'em with some mushy peas
Tits, can I see some please?
Chips, tits, chips, tits, chips or tits
Written by: Wayne Clements
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