15 Minutes

I got a call from my best friend this evening He said he wasn t going out with us guys on Friday night Yeah he was gonna change For his new-found flame To keep her satisfied I just laughed and said Hey man Well go ahead and try Cause I gave up smokin, Women and drinkin last night And it was the worst 15 minutes of my life Now I ve heard it said That too much fun ll kill you And I ll be the first to tell you That I don t wanna die Too many twelve-ounce curls, pretty girls And parties ain t advised Well take it from me Don t believe all that hype Cause I gave up smokin, Women and drinkin last night And it was the worst 15 minutes of my life That s right You can get hit by a truck tomorrow So you might as well raise a little hell tonight Cause I gave up smokin, Women and drinkin last night And it was the worst 15 minutes of my life Man it was the worst 15 minutes of my life That s right Never again