Once upon a time... SMACK DAB, right in the middle of America...

There was an old lady who had a dog, a cat, and a harmonica!

But there was one thing more she wanted: She wanted to learn to play "Home Sweet Home" to make her harmonica happy

But the old lady had a pain...she stayed in bed morning, noon, and night- she never went anywhere! From 8 in the morning until 8 at night, she would practice "Home Sweet Home" to make her harmonica happy

And then Queenie the cat would meow, Dandy the dog would bark, and the old lady's sister would stop sweeping the floor and start playing all the sharps and the flats on the piano

Oh, what a beautiful concert! But they never played to the end... Right in the middle of "Home Sweet Home", the old lady would start having the pain