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Whipped Into Shape
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Musicals
Whipped Into Shape was released on August 13, 2010 by First Night Records as a part of the album Legally Blonde The Musical (Original London Cast Recording)
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Release DateAugust 13, 2010
LabelFirst Night Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM120

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Aoife Mulholland
Aoife Mulholland
Performer
Peter Davison
Peter Davison
Performer
The 'Legally Blonde the Musical - Original London Cast' Company
The 'Legally Blonde the Musical - Original London Cast' Company
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Laurence O'Keefe
Laurence O'Keefe
Composer
Nell Benjamin
Nell Benjamin
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Stewart Mackintosh
Stewart Mackintosh
Producer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Hi, I'm Brooke Wind-ham and welcome
To the 'Wind-ham Workout Disc 2 Challenge
[Verse 2]
Do you want an easy miracle?
Do you want to lose a pound or two?
Then you can turn this off right now
My workout's not for you
[Verse 3]
I'm talking to the woman who wants it all
Gotta pay for what you get
'Cause size two clothes don't come to those
Too lazy to sweat
[Verse 4]
I want you whipped into shape
When I say jump, say how high?
You know you're doing it right
When you start to cry
[Verse 5]
If you don't look like you should
You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good
I'm sorry, ladies, no escape
Till you're whipped into shape
[Verse 6]
Come on, Jamie, you heifer, work it out
Whipped into shape
I hate you, Brooke, but I love you for it
Whipped into sh
[Verse 7]
Uh, why did you pause it?
We have a lot to cover
[Verse 8]
Meet out brand new client, Brooke
You can laugh, but she's made tons
Off her DVDs and book
Whip your way to tighter buns
[Verse 9]
Happily married, so she swears
To her sixty year old stud
Till stepdaughter came downstairs
And found Brooke all covered in his blood
[Verse 10]
If Brook took a plea
I'd have her out in three to four
But she claims she did not kill him
Did she? Let's watch some more
[Verse 11]
But it's more than just a work out
It's a defensive weapon too
Simply wrap it round your assailant's neck
And pull till he turns blue
[Verse 12]
You can also use the patented handle grips
To shatter your attacker's spine
And all for three small payments of nineteen ninety nine
[Verse 13]
You'll have him whipped into shape
When you get grief from a guy
Just work him over with this
Till he starts to cry
[Verse 14]
If he don't act like he should
You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good
It gets you out of any sway
If gets you whipped into shape
[Verse 15]
Come on people
No pain, no gain
What does not kill us, makes us hotter
[Verse 16]
Hands? Who thinks she's guilty?
[Verse 17]
Okay now, here is where you kids come in
Brooke has trouble trusting me
I'm her only chance to win
But I don't speak MTV
[Verse 18]
Though Brooke won't help her own defense
She may listen to her peers
Go and place a little sense
In the space between her ears
[Verse 19]
I'm a Delta Nu, not now
[Verse 20]
I want her whipped into shape
If there's a brain in that hair
Tell it that I am the key
It's a plea or the chair
[Verse 21]
See when I talk to her I
Get neither plea nor plan nor alibi
To quote from our defendant's tape
I want her whipped into shape
[Verse 22]
To the jail
[Verse 23]
Alright ladies
Circle, circle, under, over, through, around, again
Circle, circle, under, over, through, around, come on
Left, right, sing it with me out loud
Left, right, left, right, left, right, work it out
[Verse 24]
I want you whipped into shape
When I say jump, say how high?
You know you're doing it right
When you start to cry
[Verse 25]
If you don't look like you should
You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good
Like prison, ladies, no escape
Till you're whipped into shape
Whipped into shape
[Verse 26]
Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through, check it out, double jump
Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through, check it out, double jump
[Verse 27]
That's right, you've got it
Whip it, whip it, whip it
Get whipped into shape
Written by: Laurence O'Keefe, Nell Benjamin
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