Come, Take a Trip In My Air-Ship

Would you stop tuning that guitar? You are one hundred and five years old! Tell me exactly what you did with your life to end up here so I don't make the same mistakes!! Excuse me! But it's spring time and I thought I might woo a few chicks. No one to watch while we're kissing, No one to see while we spoon. Let's take a trip in my air ship, and we'll visit the man on the moon. Hey, hey, hey! What the heck?! Hey wha- what the hell! Sorry... Animal House. A reference my ears applaude.